I don't understand why Weblogs always have to talk about The Hard-Hitting Issues Of The Day, or The Latest Tomfoolery Out Of Washington, or This Is All The Crap That I Hate. But hey, I'm going to follow the trend. Because I'm a follower. And that's why I'm telling you - not suggesting, but out-and-out telling - that Guy Smiley is obviously the best Muppet of them all, and that's that. End of story.
Here's Guy when it's show time:
Pressing the flesh:
A true American hero:
An unfortunate mugshot:
How can you not get down with Guy Smiley? That is what I ask you. He is the best Muppet, and if you do not agree with me, you're a stupid moron who is just totally wrong, and who needs to shut their stupid mouth, stupid. I'm glad we're all in agreement. Jerk.