Well, the big Enron trial starts today. Remember that? Where the heads of a Fortune 500 company stole billions of dollars from their employees as they went down in flames? Well, here's all the primer on that you could ever need. Personally, I think they should let Ken Lay go free. How could anyone named Ken Lay ever commit a crime? Except, of course, the crime of being SEXY! I once saw a man named Ken Lay do a very provocative dance, before I realized I had mistakenly gone to the wrong bachelor party. So, you know. There you have it.
Prepare to get Lay'd - Ken Lay'd. Awwww yeah.