Have you noticed this phenomenon? Frightening and alarming, to be sure. So don't look now, and don't make any sudden movements, but Summer's Spawn are all around you. BEWARE!
Summer Sanders. Or, as I call her, The Mother Pod.
Primary offspring Bonnie Bernstein
ESPN brings in Erin Andrews...and the march of the hot asexual clones continues unabated!
For the latest and hottest Summer Sanders clone prototype, codename "Jill Wagner", the time has come to branch out from the world of sports and infiltrate the larger society. "You've got to put Mercury on your list!" she cries. With a side, perhaps, "Jill," of FREAKY SCIENCE GONE AWRY???