Monday, September 11, 2006

Trimspa: What did we get ourselves into?

Sad news today, as the son of former stripper and gold-digger Anna Nicole Smith was found dead in the Bahamas. In the CNN story:
Authorities had not determined what caused the death of Daniel Smith, whose body was found Sunday morning, said Robin Bonnema, a spokeswoman for Trimspa, the diet products company that has been endorsed by Smith.
Just a hunch, but do you suppose these kinds of statements are not exactly the reason Robin Bonnema originally hooked up with Trimspa? I wonder if the company is having some kind of closed-door meeting right now, with executives saying things like "Look, she did a lot for our profile. But two weeks ago I had to wipe her vomit off our display case at the Bradenton Fitness Expo. And I drive a Dodge Stratus! And now, Robin is giving statments to the media about the death of her son? Where do we draw the line here?"

Anna Nicole Smith wants to talk to you about your lifestyle choices.

Ah, who am I kidding. The Trimspa office is probably just a warehouse somewhere in rural Nebraska. You know where I'm talking about? That warehouse on Methlab Street? Yeah. That's a cool part of town.

Anna Nicole Smith's son dies in Bahamas [CNN]

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