Late does not even begin to cover my delinquency on this. But I felt an overwhelming need to acknowledge for the record that disgraced-Miss-USA-who-somehow-convinced-Donald-Trump-to-let-her-keep-the-crown-I-have-no-idea-what-she-could-have-done-to-convince-him Tara Conner is a total knockout. Good God!
I don't normally go for the blonde Barbie types, but Tara Conner is a 10. A perfect ten. She is a ten. I don't care if she's a drunken slutty airhead. When you are in the 0.1 percent of the population that looks this good, you don't even need to be potty trained. You don't have to go out in the daytime. You don't even have to chew your own food. Isn't that exciting, Tara?
I know, Tara, that's right. It's just outstanding. Anyway, thank you for letting me enrich the record, and hey, have a nice weekend out there.
- Trump to Miss USA: You're Not Fired [CNN.com]