The black-light conspiracy theorists of the world are always pointing to a little cadre of evil white men who control world affairs like puppets on a string. And if those contentions have any basis in fact, White Man #1 may have to be retiring Exxon Mobil CEO Lee Raymond.
Mr. Raymond...what's happening to you...he's changing right before our eyes...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
He has been villified both for his monstrous $400 million retirement package and his assertion that global warming doesn't exist, a contention which for all intents and purposes has been disproved by, you know, information. Of course, Raymond's stance is that the haters just don't understand. You see, the critics don't bother him, because they are stupid! How very deceptive and clever of you, Lee. Your survival instincts are almost...animalistic.
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