Well, the first three games are over, and my stupid bracket is already reeling. I had Oklahoma in the Elite 8! And what do they do? They freaking lose to Wisconsin-Milwaukee. Of course they do. Why in the heck-diddly-eck did I think Oklahoma would make the Elite 8? What was I thinking? I'm so stupid...STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! They won like eight games by one point! I thought maybe that would help them "win the close one." What a load of bunk that is--especially if, you know, the game isn't close. Lesson learned, I guess. March Madness Lesson #3,479.
Luckily, however, Sweet 16 pick Boston College, doing the always enjoyable team head-shave, survived in double overtime against Pacific, alma mater of Michael "How in the hell does a millionaire NBA player let his oral hygiene slip to the point he gets an infection in his jaw" Olowokandi.
You can't predict this stuff. You gotta love it. It's mad, I tell you! Simply mad! I wish, however, just once, it wouldn't make me mad in the process.
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