Thursday, March 16, 2006

The Madness spreads syphillis

Well, the first three games are over, and my stupid bracket is already reeling. I had Oklahoma in the Elite 8! And what do they do? They freaking lose to Wisconsin-Milwaukee. Of course they do. Why in the heck-diddly-eck did I think Oklahoma would make the Elite 8? What was I thinking? I'm so stupid...STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! They won like eight games by one point! I thought maybe that would help them "win the close one." What a load of bunk that is--especially if, you know, the game isn't close. Lesson learned, I guess. March Madness Lesson #3,479.

Luckily, however, Sweet 16 pick Boston College, doing the always enjoyable team head-shave,
survived in double overtime against Pacific, alma mater of Michael "How in the hell does a millionaire NBA player let his oral hygiene slip to the point he gets an infection in his jaw" Olowokandi.

You can't predict this stuff. You gotta love it. It's mad, I tell you! Simply mad! I wish, however, just once, it wouldn't make me mad in the process.

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Anonymous said...

I came across your blog and I couldn't stop reading it. You have a great writing style.

Anyway, I am an avid fan of March Madness as well and your rant here, cracked me up. I can't tell you how many times I had to learn a lesson regarding my brackets. :)

By the way, I have UConn going all the way.

MSH said...

Not a bad long as it's not Duke, it's not bad.

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