Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Staredowns - are your children safe?

When news breaks, The Gazette is there! According to today's, several Frederick County high school students are returning to class after they "threateningly eyed each other" a few days ago, in what a school spokeswoman characterized as "a form of intimidation."

Whew! I'm glad that's behind us...for now. In the meantime, here's a question the story didn't answer - where do staredowns rank on the intimidation scale? Are they above or below the glove slap? The mother joke? The spit-at-the-feet? The smoke-in-the-face? Inquiring minds want to know!

Meanwhile, in other Gazette news: Rowdy Teens On Corner May Possess Swiss Army Knife! Planning Board Commissioner Falls Asleep During Mandatory Referral Hearing! Local Man Wears T-shirt! You heard it HERE first.

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