USA Today reports that politicians are looking for some bloggers to assist in their campaigns. I think my proven track record of sports complaining, and general sarcastery has me in prime position for one of these openings. By putting my special stamp on your campaign, it will become more than just a campaign. I promise the first-ever Campaign of Pain! Here's a sampling of what could lay in store for you:
Dear constituents and voters,
Did you see American Idol last night? Is that Taylor Hicks a retard or what? And what about that Katherine McPhee, huh? She is one nifty number! And what the fuck is the deal with huge tumors. What's the fascination?
I await your response.
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