I typed in "Metro" and didn't get ANY stories on the first page that directly dealt with the Metro transit system of the same name. Isn't that, you know, kind of a big topic?
I then typed in "Metro Chimes" and got some story about Dolly Parton and the Tennessee tourism industry. Ah, that makes sense. Wait....what?
You gotta rework that junk, The Washington Post. You know I love you, but your search engine SUUUUUUUCKS.